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The Polar Bear Song
02:14
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Polar Bear Song, by Drosh (Kurt Boucher)
Mister Polar Bear he had a plan
Though his hunger it was growing
He grabbed the missus and the cub
And said “To the south we’re going”
Mama Bear she did protest
“It’s warm and much too humid”
But Papa said “That’s half-way there.
I’m really not that stupid.”
CHORUS
Penguins are Made of meat
Penguins are made of Meat! Meat! Meat!
Their Tasty Flesh is Esquiseet
Penguins are Made of Meat!
Penguins are awf’ly sweet
Penguins are made of Meat! Meat! Meat!
They’re kinda slow on their happy feet
Penguins are Made of Meat!
Dad said “There are birds WAY down south
They wear tuxedos on parade
And the Leopard Seals can’t eat them all
If we go, we’ll have it made!
They had no luggage, cause they’re bears
‘Twas mighty easy packin’
Slept ‘neath the stars most ev’ry night
Dreamin’ of Penguin Snacking!
CHORUS
Penguins are Made of meat
Penguins are made of Meat! Meat! Meat!
On land their wings are obsolete
Penguins are Made of Meat!
Penguins can’t take the heat
Penguins are made of Meat! Meat! Meat!
They hatch their eggs right on their feet
Penguins are Made of Meat!
Cub said, “You are brilliant Papa Bear
“I really love this plan you’re onto.”
Their family grew closer day by day
It was going really great ... ‘til they reached Torontu…
CHORUS
Humans are Made of meat
Humans are made of Meat! Meat! Meat!
There’s a supply we can’t deplete
Humans are Made of Meat!
Humans, I must repeat
Humans are made of Meat! Meat! Meat!
There’s thousand screaming in the street
Humans are Made of Meat!
(Oh! The humanity!)
(c)2014 Drosh/Kurt Boucher
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Flat (drum version)
02:14
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Catching Fire
(CAPO 2: F G Am C)
Hey Katniss can’t you really see
How it will all end in tragedy?
Will it be Peeta?
Will it be Gale?
Which guy will you will love
and which you will nail?
Fire. She’s Catching Fire
It’s political intrigue not love’s desire
It’s not which suiter is the finer
But which one is the biggest whiner
Just like Haymitch with the shakes
She’s Catching Fire.
Now Peeta may be kind, you see
But his parents run the bakery
and I’m afraid those carbs will make him fat
Gale is handsome, strong and young
But coal dust causes the black lung
and he probably smells like a polecat
Fire. This girl’s on Fire.
Snow is gonna be a big fat crier.
It’s not which fellow will light her sparky
No more Gale or Peeta malarky
Like a Jabberjay on a spit
Her pant’s on Fire
Fire. Katniss on fire
No one tells her the truth, they all are liars
The Quarter-quell of the Hunger Games
it will all go down in Flames
Two more movies, it’s getting hotter
What, do they think this is Harry Potter?
But at least she isn’t Bella...
She’s Catching Fire!
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4. |
How We Speak (part one)
01:06
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5. |
Fashion Show
01:04
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6. |
Earnest Borgnine Park
00:21
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7. |
Popcorn
01:12
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Hey You, You Found A Bag of Fruit
by Drosh/Kurt Boucher
Hey! You! You found a bag of fruit!
Found a bag of fruit NOW AIN’T YOU CUTE!
Fruit! Fruit! Found a bag of Fruit!
Found a bag of fruit for you!
Hey! You! You found a bag of fruit!
Found a bag of fruit IN YOUR BIRTHDAY SUIT!
Fruit! Fruit! Found a bag of Fruit!
Found a bag of fruit for you!
Hey! You! You found a bag of fruit!
Found a bag of fruit while you compute!
Fruit! Fruit! Found a bag of Fruit!
Found a bag of fruit for you!
Hey! You! You found a bag of fruit!
YOU FOUND SOME FRUIT, IN A BAG, TO BOOT!
Fruit! Fruit! Found a bag of Fruit!
Found a bag of fruit for you!
Hey! You! You found a bag of fruit!
Found a bag of fruit? YOU”RE QUITE ASTUTE!
Fruit! Fruit! Found a bag of Fruit!
Found a bag of fruit for you!
Hey! You! You found a bag of fruit!
Found a bag of fruit OF ILL REPUTE!
Fruit! Fruit! Found a bag of Fruit!
Found a bag of fruit for you!
Hey! You! You found a bag of fruit!
Found a bag of fruit! Dogs are hirsute!
Fruit! Fruit! Found a bag of Fruit!
Found a bag of fruit for you!
(C)2014 Drosh/Kurt Boucher
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9. |
October Snow
02:48
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This Is The End Of The Movie
by Drosh/Kurt Boucher
This is the end of the movie
And now he just walks away
All of his friends are dead now
We didn’t like them anyway
This is the end of the story
The girl’s heart he didn’t take
There will not be a sequel
The CGI sure looked fake
This is the end of the movie
The credits roll up the screen
What the hell is a gaffer?
Who was the extra in that scene?
And the audience has left the theater
The cleaners are sweeping the floor
No one cares who Clooney’s personal assistant was or
Why oh why oh why oh why
This is the end of this movie
This is the end, this is the end
We didn’t even write the song this far
and now here’s a dog in a wig.
(C)2014 Drosh/Kurt Boucher
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The Puppet's Lullaby
02:51
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The Puppet's Lullaby
by Drosh/Kurt Boucher
Verse 1:
Rest you now, my lovelies
Lay down your vacant heads
Nothing's what you've done today
Nothing's what you dread
It's hard work doing something
Hard and kinda dumb
Better than lots of nothing
Shy and a little glum
Pre chorus:
Time to rest all of your strings
Close all of your books
Back into your boxes
Back up on your hooks
Chorus:
Rest ye now my puppets
The day is long since dead
Deeply now you'll slumber
Rest your stupid head
There's more songs tomorrow
More playing you can do
The monsters all are sleeping
The mole and raven are too
Verse 2:
The day is long since over
You should not still be up
If the voices are still bugging you
Tell them to just shut up
Now it's time to set aside
All the things that cause you strife
Rest your ugly little face
Please put down that knife
Pre chorus:
Time to rest all of your strings
Close all of your books
Back into your boxes
Back up on your hooks
Chorus 2:
Rest ye now my puppets
The day is long since dead
Deeply now you'll slumber
Rest your stupid head
There's more songs tomorrow
More playing you can do
The monsters all are sleeping
You should be sleeping too.......
The monsters all are sleeping
You should be sleeping too...
(C)2014 Drosh/Kurt Boucher
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