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GlumPuppetry Vol. 1

by Drosh

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Polar Bear Song, by Drosh (Kurt Boucher) Mister Polar Bear he had a plan Though his hunger it was growing He grabbed the missus and the cub And said “To the south we’re going” Mama Bear she did protest “It’s warm and much too humid” But Papa said “That’s half-way there. I’m really not that stupid.” CHORUS Penguins are Made of meat Penguins are made of Meat! Meat! Meat! Their Tasty Flesh is Esquiseet Penguins are Made of Meat! Penguins are awf’ly sweet Penguins are made of Meat! Meat! Meat! They’re kinda slow on their happy feet Penguins are Made of Meat! Dad said “There are birds WAY down south They wear tuxedos on parade And the Leopard Seals can’t eat them all If we go, we’ll have it made! They had no luggage, cause they’re bears ‘Twas mighty easy packin’ Slept ‘neath the stars most ev’ry night Dreamin’ of Penguin Snacking! CHORUS Penguins are Made of meat Penguins are made of Meat! Meat! Meat! On land their wings are obsolete Penguins are Made of Meat! Penguins can’t take the heat Penguins are made of Meat! Meat! Meat! They hatch their eggs right on their feet Penguins are Made of Meat! Cub said, “You are brilliant Papa Bear “I really love this plan you’re onto.” Their family grew closer day by day It was going really great ... ‘til they reached Torontu… CHORUS Humans are Made of meat Humans are made of Meat! Meat! Meat! There’s a supply we can’t deplete Humans are Made of Meat! Humans, I must repeat Humans are made of Meat! Meat! Meat! There’s thousand screaming in the street Humans are Made of Meat! (Oh! The humanity!) (c)2014 Drosh/Kurt Boucher Visit http://www.glumpuppet.com
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Catching Fire (CAPO 2: F G Am C) Hey Katniss can’t you really see How it will all end in tragedy? Will it be Peeta? Will it be Gale? Which guy will you will love and which you will nail? Fire. She’s Catching Fire It’s political intrigue not love’s desire It’s not which suiter is the finer But which one is the biggest whiner Just like Haymitch with the shakes She’s Catching Fire. Now Peeta may be kind, you see But his parents run the bakery and I’m afraid those carbs will make him fat Gale is handsome, strong and young But coal dust causes the black lung and he probably smells like a polecat Fire. This girl’s on Fire. Snow is gonna be a big fat crier. It’s not which fellow will light her sparky No more Gale or Peeta malarky Like a Jabberjay on a spit Her pant’s on Fire Fire. Katniss on fire No one tells her the truth, they all are liars The Quarter-quell of the Hunger Games it will all go down in Flames Two more movies, it’s getting hotter What, do they think this is Harry Potter? But at least she isn’t Bella... She’s Catching Fire!
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Fashion Show 01:04
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Popcorn 01:12
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Hey You, You Found A Bag of Fruit by Drosh/Kurt Boucher Hey! You! You found a bag of fruit! Found a bag of fruit NOW AIN’T YOU CUTE! Fruit! Fruit! Found a bag of Fruit! Found a bag of fruit for you! Hey! You! You found a bag of fruit! Found a bag of fruit IN YOUR BIRTHDAY SUIT! Fruit! Fruit! Found a bag of Fruit! Found a bag of fruit for you! Hey! You! You found a bag of fruit! Found a bag of fruit while you compute! Fruit! Fruit! Found a bag of Fruit! Found a bag of fruit for you! Hey! You! You found a bag of fruit! YOU FOUND SOME FRUIT, IN A BAG, TO BOOT! Fruit! Fruit! Found a bag of Fruit! Found a bag of fruit for you! Hey! You! You found a bag of fruit! Found a bag of fruit? YOU”RE QUITE ASTUTE! Fruit! Fruit! Found a bag of Fruit! Found a bag of fruit for you! Hey! You! You found a bag of fruit! Found a bag of fruit OF ILL REPUTE! Fruit! Fruit! Found a bag of Fruit! Found a bag of fruit for you! Hey! You! You found a bag of fruit! Found a bag of fruit! Dogs are hirsute! Fruit! Fruit! Found a bag of Fruit! Found a bag of fruit for you! (C)2014 Drosh/Kurt Boucher
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October Snow 02:48
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This Is The End Of The Movie by Drosh/Kurt Boucher This is the end of the movie And now he just walks away All of his friends are dead now We didn’t like them anyway This is the end of the story The girl’s heart he didn’t take There will not be a sequel The CGI sure looked fake This is the end of the movie The credits roll up the screen What the hell is a gaffer? Who was the extra in that scene? And the audience has left the theater The cleaners are sweeping the floor No one cares who Clooney’s personal assistant was or Why oh why oh why oh why This is the end of this movie This is the end, this is the end We didn’t even write the song this far and now here’s a dog in a wig. (C)2014 Drosh/Kurt Boucher
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The Puppet's Lullaby by Drosh/Kurt Boucher Verse 1: Rest you now, my lovelies Lay down your vacant heads Nothing's what you've done today Nothing's what you dread It's hard work doing something Hard and kinda dumb Better than lots of nothing Shy and a little glum Pre chorus: Time to rest all of your strings Close all of your books Back into your boxes Back up on your hooks Chorus: Rest ye now my puppets The day is long since dead Deeply now you'll slumber Rest your stupid head There's more songs tomorrow More playing you can do The monsters all are sleeping The mole and raven are too Verse 2: The day is long since over You should not still be up If the voices are still bugging you Tell them to just shut up Now it's time to set aside All the things that cause you strife Rest your ugly little face Please put down that knife Pre chorus: Time to rest all of your strings Close all of your books Back into your boxes Back up on your hooks Chorus 2: Rest ye now my puppets The day is long since dead Deeply now you'll slumber Rest your stupid head There's more songs tomorrow More playing you can do The monsters all are sleeping You should be sleeping too....... The monsters all are sleeping You should be sleeping too... (C)2014 Drosh/Kurt Boucher

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released April 23, 2014

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Drosh is the co-host of SHAMT, co-creator of GlumPuppet.com, and works on lots of other projects.

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