Polar Bear Song, by Drosh (Kurt Boucher)

Mister Polar Bear he had a plan
Though his hunger it was growing
He grabbed the missus and the cub
And said “To the south we’re going”

Mama Bear she did protest
“It’s warm and much too humid”
But Papa said “That’s half-way there.
I’m really not that stupid.”

CHORUS
Penguins are Made of meat
Penguins are made of Meat! Meat! Meat!
Their Tasty Flesh is Esquiseet
Penguins are Made of Meat!

Penguins are awf’ly sweet
Penguins are made of Meat! Meat! Meat!
They’re kinda slow on their happy feet
Penguins are Made of Meat!

Dad said “There are birds WAY down south
They wear tuxedos on parade
And the Leopard Seals can’t eat them all
If we go, we’ll have it made!

They had no luggage, cause they’re bears
‘Twas mighty easy packin’
Slept ‘neath the stars most ev’ry night
Dreamin’ of Penguin Snacking!

CHORUS
Penguins are Made of meat
Penguins are made of Meat! Meat! Meat!
On land their wings are obsolete
Penguins are Made of Meat!

Penguins can’t take the heat
Penguins are made of Meat! Meat! Meat!
They hatch their eggs right on their feet
Penguins are Made of Meat!

Cub said, “You are brilliant Papa Bear
“I really love this plan you’re onto.”
Their family grew closer day by day
It was going really great ... ‘til they reached Torontu…

CHORUS
Humans are Made of meat
Humans are made of Meat! Meat! Meat!
There’s a supply we can’t deplete
Humans are Made of Meat!

Humans, I must repeat
Humans are made of Meat! Meat! Meat!
There’s thousand screaming in the street
Humans are Made of Meat!

(Oh! The humanity!)

(c)2014 Drosh/Kurt Boucher

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