Have A Potato (featuring Slappy McKean and Tony Baloney)

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Slappy McKean and Tony Baloney discuss the finer points of potatoes.

video at: www.glumpuppet.com?p=147

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TONY:
I’m Tony Baloney and I’m here to say
Why don’t you have a potato today?
Have ‘em baked or mashed or scalloped or fried
Au gratin or Latkas, sour cream on the side

They’re kinda starchy, They might make you fat
Not that there’s anything wrong with that
They won’t make you fart like a cabbage or a bean
They won’t make you smell like Slappy McKean

SLAPPY:
My name is Slappy, I’m always never Happy
I don’t like to rhyme so this song might be crappy
The girls check me out and say “yeah, whatever”
Last time I had a date was the fourteenth of never

I’m kinda dumb and ignorant
even though pigs are intelligent
But You don’t have study socrates or mister plato
just chill out, watch the tube, and have a potato

Have a potato
have a potato
have a potato
DJ SWINE FLU:
Watchin’ the tube with my tuber in my hand


TONY:
First domesticated in Peru and Bolivia
Prompted population growth and other trivia
SLAPPY:
The Great Irish famine was cause by potato blight
that Mister Potato Head guy is out-of-sight

TONY:
I’m not like Dan Quayle at a spelling Bee
‘Cause I know that Potato doesn’t end in an E
SLAPPY:
We’re Slappy and Tony, the best of buds
and we’re telling you now to have a spud

Have a potato
have a potato
have a potato
have a potato

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released January 26, 2015
Drosh
Slappy McKean
Tony Baloney
DJ Swine Flu

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Drosh is the co-host of SHAMT, co-creator of GlumPuppet.com, and works on lots of other projects.

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